cheeeep bastid: Are we there yet?
About
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
City
Melbourne, Florida
Details
52 year old Male, 6' 2" (188cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Taurus
Intent
cheeeep bastid anything.
Education
High school
Personality
Profession
Belly button lint collector, State Cert.supervisor







I am Seeking a Woman For
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship
Pets No Pets  



About Me
try it...it may be just what you needed, but didn't know that you needed. A woman with a pulse is always preferred. Not too picky, if the woman has a good heart. If you are able, and I know you are, please read between the lines. I don't really care if you're blind, crippled, or crazy! (But not all three)


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Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Mail Settings (To message Are we there yet? you MUST meet the following criteria.)

Female
Must only need someone to help feed her cat.
Must only smoke crack after church on Sundays
Live within 27,185.87 miles
Age between 92 and 99.
Must not have messaged users looking for sex with a marsupial.
Must not currently be referred to as "Sleazy, Eazy, or Diseazy".
Must not drink her own urine.
Tell me what you'd expect, I'll tell you what I'd expect, and let us then see if we could do something like that which we both expected that we might be inclined to expect that the other was agreeable to expect (that thing) that we might have expected to do.





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