I am a 5'2 200kg purple haired body builder. I am interested in feathers, handcuffs, rope and large paddles (I dont have a boat) seperately or combined. I would like to meet male of similar said interests. Must be 5'3/5'4 and of similar build for good times.... If you are similar or a exact match to said description please drop me a line.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
For my first date, I would roll down the beach with you during sunset and try to avoid the water (i dont float). Then we would roll back up to a bikie bar and attach ourselves to tyre forks to hitch a ride to the city for bingo (beware i dont get mistaken as a number ball) and then go to a concert and get thrown around with the beach balls til we make it on stage where we will roll into each other and share our first amooch.