benito: Make you laugh
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Riverside, California
57 year old Male, 5' 9" (175cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Taurus
benito anything.
Bachelors Degree
smart ass

Performing-Im in the middle-July 08

I am Seeking a Woman For Anything
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship
Pets No Pets  

About Me
About me: I met a wonderful girl on this site and I love her, so sorry girls I am taken! But would love to email or exchange limericks!

About me: I walk erect and never drag my knuckles on the ground. I'm not a big sports fan and small, yapping dogs give me a headache. I enjoy running away from the beach during a Tsunami. (I train for just that scenario.) I teach first grade because I am mentally suited for that grade level. I find all the other grades too difficult because I don't know the times tables.
I was married for 20 years, because It took me that long to figure out that my wife didn't like me. I should have suspected something when she requested separate beds. Unfortunately that was on our honeymoon.
I enjoy playing the guitar and singing, and plan to keep on doing so in spite of the petition. I like going to yard sales and swap meets, the former because I am looking for bargains and the latter because I am trying to brush up on my Spanish. I was in a monogamous relationship for years and after that have been celibate for a while. (longer if you count my marriage) The next time I am intimate with a woman I may need to consult the Kama Sutra or at least have the Cliff Notes handy.

About you: You should be female and it would be nice if your measurements weren’t the same 3 numbers! I prefer a woman who is shaped like a woman. I was married to Olive Oyle for 20 years.

It would also be great if ladies would take new photos instead of using the old photo where they crop out their
ex-husband except for his hand on their shoulder.

Please don't show me pics of your pet or you sitting on a Harley! Or pics of your pet on a Harley.
I am looking for someone who doesn't mind the Beatles, believes in monogamy, God, and understands that "a lot" is not one word.

Re: emaiIs: I will not respond anymore to:
1) incarcerated women looking for conjugal visits.
2) men dressed as women.
3) anyone who leaves the "caps lock" on while typing, because it seems like they are always shouting.

PS: My youtube video:

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
For a first date I would not try to rush you into intimacy or treat you with disrespect. And I would never plan to kidnap, kill and eat you. I'm more the spontaneous type.

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