shellibean17: Fishing with dynamite...
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Woodbury, Minnesota
58 year old Female, 5' 5" (165cm), Catholic
Caucasian, Aquarius
shellibean17 is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Animal Lover

1/28/17 - it was colder this year!

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? All my kids are over 18
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets Cat & Dog Second Language Other

About Michele
I'd try to sell myself here, but unfortunately I'm one of those brainless, boring, self-absorbed, absolutely uninteresting individuals who flunked out of junior high. I've been nowhere, done nothing; I curse like a cowboy whose horse ran off and I have absolutely no idea what the word "sensual" means. I am irresponsible, lazy, illiterate and unkind; I have no tolerance for diversity and have a heart that is pure ice. Oh yeah and that mile long rap sheet...those judges!!

My match - well, I'm not looking for perfection, but someone healthy - physically, mentally and emotionally (or working in that direction) someone smart, loyal, funny, kind, generous. You need to have your own interests, give great backrubs, be spontaneous and if you happen to be a good kisser that wouldn't kill the deal either!! (and ahhhh...I'll be the judge) A picture is a MUST for me - You saw me; it's only fair I get to see you!

I don't fish (except here), but I will touch the worms as I hand them to you to bait the hook. I don't understand NASCAR - can't one lap decide it? I feel sorry for the horses in the big races. If you hunt that's fine, I just won't eat it or cook it for you to eat and I certainly will not clean it for you! Motorcycles scare me, but if I do ride, I won't wear a helmet - pretty sure that helmet will do nothing to save my life, but if we make it to our destination, people will assume that ...ummm... having a really bad hair day.

If you've read this far, then you should have picked up a couple of clues about me - your pictures with fish or dead animals or a motorcycle probably won't flip my switch and make me tingle all over. That's simply me - please accept that it's not for everyone.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I take this to mean after our initial meeting which is where we circle each other and make sure the teeth are all there and the wheels are all attached. I don't consider that a date. Depending on the time of year, a good first date might be going to a baseball game, taking a walk around a lake, a picnic, a drive to somewhere you/I/we have never been and then an invigorating hike. Or surprise me - tell me what to wear or bring and we can have an adventure!

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