Shiny_Object: are you freaked out yet???
About
Smokes Occasionally with Average body type
City
Denton, Texas
Details
40 year old Female, 5' 3" (160cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Scorpio
Intent
Shiny_Object wants to date but nothing serious.
Education
Masters Degree
Personality
Crafty
Profession
Mind reader and Trickster







I am Seeking a Woman For Hang Out
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years
Pets Cat & Dog  



About Me
So apparently the computer is making me fill something out in this box. I am looking for a super funny not super girly girl to laugh with. That is all. If you think that is you message me. My only life dream is to Put enough letters into this box so that this website stops telling me my description is too short. Who does this website think it is? Also no couples.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
For me to even consider going on a date it must contain the following four activities in any order. Attending an old- timey metalsmithing workshop in a haunted Amish village, riding unicorns, some bad ass ****ing spy shit, and you putting out. No couples.