Oxford dictionary in the streets, urban dictionary in the sheets
You're a bit geeky? Cool. So am I.
You're a little socially awkward? I'm outgoing when I go out, but like to stay in when I'm in. In other words, comfy doing either. We'll be fine.
You have some desires you've never told anyone about? I own a flogger and can tie pretty knots.
I'm a teddy bear. A spanking, biting, scratching, growling, throw you on the bed and ravish you teddy bear.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
A drink or three. Talking. Rather than the usual 20 questions that make a first date feel like a job interview, we could just slip into a topic like is a rock made of stone, or is a stone made of rock? Or why did Cyndi Lauper squint all the time? Or how can we create a workable mincome scheme to alleviate poverty? I have thoughts.