painting in the dark: Looking for a hilarious relationship
Non-Smoker with Average body type
La mesa, California
41 year old Male, 6' 0" (183cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Taurus
painting in the dark is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Free Thinker
Building Buildings

Modern monk? Or drunk homeless guy? heheh

I am Seeking a Woman For Friends
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Blond(e) Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 5 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Cat  

About Geoff
Ok. So I thoroughly do not understand what people mean by partner in crime, because last time I went out with someone looking for that and I took her into a bank and I put on my ski mask (she hadn’t even brought one??) and pulled my gun she was like wtf? and hit the dirt and I was like hey baby, why you just gonna lie there like that, I need a little bit of help at least. Well anyway, long story short, I got away and spent all night running and thinking and now I got all this cash but I think she’s going to turn me into the cops and it’s all gonna be for nothin’ I mean damn, did I get it all wrong?

Ok ok, time to be serious, since I have a tendency to get hopelessly silly.

I am extremely supportive of others' dreams, whatever they may be, no matter how foolish (unless you dream of being a serial killer or something). You only live once, make your life what you want, fail spectacularly if you must.

I have my day job, but I spend a lot of my spare time writing stories and screenplays.

I am more into star gazing than skydiving.

Despite my tomfoolery, I am a very responsible, down to earth, serious man with a head screwed on straight. Very straight. Now, if only I could find exactly what it was I'd screwed it onto and where that went.

What am I looking for? I'm like a zombie, I'm looking for brains, braaaaaiiins, BRASSSINS. And a heart worth dying for.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
First date should always start off with a timed 30 minute discussion on religion and politics*, and then move on to the finer points of snorkeling on the backs of hippopotamuses, er, hippopotamusses, er, hippocampuses.

*there will be a test later, but it will be multiple choice with only two options: true or false, and one will leave San Diego headed towards LA at 70 miles per hour (mph) while the other will leave LA headed toward San Diego at 60 mph...

Realistically, just something casual and fun, maybe just coffee/tea, get to know each other a bit and make sure we are who we claim to be and mutually interested --- then go from there.

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