I will just say "hi" in a first message. 99.9% of messages don't get returned no matter what I write. So you deal with "hi" and I'll continue to deal with the mass rejection. :)
I like the Flintstones, fart jokes, food.... and I can't think of anything else. If you like these too. We should talk. All others are trolls. So it says too short. Is it still too short if I keep talking about I think it is not too short? My opinion is it needs to be shorter.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
145 people want to meet me according to POF. Interesting, huh?
I think it's funny how 95% of the women on this dating website love to fish. Yet, I've never met a woman in real life that loves to fish. Freaking weird.
Must be able to hold a conversation. Lol
I feel the same way.
I hear, why did you stop talking? Because I was the only one trying. Lol
When I paid for 8 months of, "I'm special", I got nothing. But now, since I didn't renew, i get multiple "so n so" wants to meet you, but you are cheap and didn't renew. So you can't see all these fake profiles we are throwing at you. Nice play!
If you have gotten this far, I'm not just looking for anyone. I'm self employed, I play a lot of disc golf. Want to meet someone who likes to play or may want to learn. No over weight couch potatoes.(not saying I'm looking for the perfect Barbie) Sorry, you won't be able to keep up.
Also no cigg smokers or drunks. Must be willing to travel out of state for tournaments or at least be understanding that I will be. I know its a slim chance, but there ya go! Lol
Oh, and you probably oughta message me. I don't get on here much. I still try from time to time, but my messages don't get answered.