I was taught never,Ever, to hit a lady, so in turn the worst ass whoopin I ever took was from a 105 lb Psycho chick a few yrs back! "Note to self";Always leave when they start swinging on ya, Laughing at em = pain!! True story, I dont trust Midgets or fight one handed guys either(Other painful memories)I'm 36, Divorced for 9 years,Funny as hell,Intelligent,College Educated,Tattood and Pierced,Love my kids(Leila and Kelsey) my Daughter asked me last weekend how blind people know when there done wiping?!lmao!Just about have her convinced I'm Batman too,but still workin on it.I pull her aside and whisper in her ear,hey,don't tell anyone,,,but,,,I'm BATMAN...Cracks her up! I Love to Cook, Love "Friends" and "Survivor", Have a cat (can't stand her,she bites!) Love to laugh, VERY Soft-hearted (Can't watch "Terms of Endearment" without cryin like a girl!) I'm trustworthy and sincere.I've been to hell but better for the journey! Not a pew jumper but I do love,respect and fear God. Been through to much bad and so much good not too be! Not Pushy or overbearing,respectful and confident in who I am. Looking for a woman who doesn't need saved or rescued. One that is funny,Sexy,Honest,Quirky,Interesting and Intelligent. Here's a profile I wrote last year,,,Hope you enjoy!!!!!! I was born a poor black child in rural Mississippi......Wait..That's the wrong story!! Starting over....Hi! I'm Kevin Clayton Jones,but my friends call me K.C.I was born and raised in South Side Oklahoma City and although I have lived in various other places (NYC,Venice Beach,Gulf of Mexico) my heart always brought me home to Oklahoma. Besides my family being here, Oklahoma has the friendliest people of all. I Love little towns where everyone waves at ya,.It's all about manners and good home-training with me. I open doors for ladies and men,as well as being the one guy who waits on everyone in any setting. Not a "Mark", but Hell! It makes me feel good to serve those I care for, ya know? Anyways, I'm 35 years old, Divorced, have the best son and daughter anyone could hope for, I'm a sharp dresser when I want to, smell like a million dollars, and have been told I'm a bit of a looker! I'm a Spirit-filled Christian,Mom's a Minister, Dad is hard-core Southern Baptist,and yes, I am the original "Preacher's Son/Black Sheep"! I have 7 tattoos and 4 piercing's left but all are covered. A Chameleon in the truest sense of the word! I dress like a Banker 9-5, But in my free time, without a shirt, the hardiest of Bikers wouldn't approach me! lol! The funniest think is I can't watch "Little House on the Prarie" with out cryin a river! A soft heart and a silver tongue were a gift from my Mom. I have been divorced for 8 yrs and I am hoping to find the right lady,not my next ex! I'm a free-spirit who is a bit of a brainiac with short term memory problems!(whole other story).. I love theological discussions and pride myself on being extremely open-minded and tolerant of other's beliefs and feelings. I don't do drama or subtle manipulations, just way too street smart for that and I feel that it insults both people's intelligence. I am a Man's Man, yet because of my upbringing, mainly women, I feel deeply and hurt too long. So in turn I've been a bit of a Hermit for the last 4 yrs but I am so so ready to live again!!! I want to devour life with a woman who has the same passion as me.Yes, I'm eccentric.Yes, I'm a bit odd, or as my kids put it "A Freak" lol! But I'm wasting all of the extraordinary gifts I have with every tick of the clock!!SO!.If you want an adventure.If you want to laugh till you can't see strait..If you want to meet a genuinely great man.Run like hell cause I ain't him!!!! Lmao! OR,,,I might just be the One your waiting for.Bowing.K.C
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Talk,ALOT! Mabye ride Go-carts? Cook for you? Been around the block a few times so I know how important communication and compatability are. Not about wasting your time or mine so if your a crazy lady,shoeless or toothless,(Got a great story about that one)please!Pass on by! lol! Life's just way too damn short to spend it wastin our time,or me getting beat up by a chick or a one handed guy!(still ain't over that!) So if your Kewl,And if you too believe you can fly,hit me up!