Above is telling me I need to describe this, this, this, & that. Truthfully, in the real world I don't have to describe anything. If you want to get to know me you'll get to know me. Not because of some picture that makes me seem more glamorous over the internet, not because of some paragraph I type up about myself. People can easily lie in paragraphs & often make themselves seem so much more flattering and charming then they really are.
I often wish times were like they were back in the day. No internet, no cell phone, no technology so that you could easily creep on people- not because I have things to hide; but because then you'd actually be getting to know me for me.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to put here. According to this stupid little box below the first sentence that I just typed wasn't enough to save my little profile thing. Pretty much the more I type the more likely I am to get messaged. Which in all actuality, it doesn't matter what I type, or what my interests are- it matters if when you first glance at my picture if you find me attractive or not. You may hit that meet me button, or decide to inbox me. I don't reply to 95% of you anyways. & 99% of you say the SAME exact thing, if not in the same words then somehow meaning what someone else could have easily worded. Don't waste your time on sending hate messages to me because I don't reply right away to you. Do forgive me that I have a life & don't spend every waking minute of it on this stupid dating site.- In context of that sentence, you're probably questioning why I even made it then. Truthfully, I hit a rough spot where I thought finding the perfect guy was all that mattered, of course I was sick of being alone, especially after spending 3 years with someone. Since creating this profile, I've only become more annoyed & a tad bit more stressed. I'm not stuck up, I don't think I'm better then anyone.
I'm not looking for a relationship, any dates, sex, or drama. Friends are nice & that's it.
Kudos to the guys who actually read anything in this paragraph & the other one.
Shoot a round of applause to the guys who checked out more then just my picture.
Have a nice day.
OH & POF I hope this ranting was enough to finally let me post this stupid crap.