After many failed attempts at joining the Richard Simmons "Cross Country Get Your Buns Moving Tour", I decided it was time to hang up my sequins infested shorts for something more...current?
Though the withdrawl from Mr. Simmons' lively butt shaking was hard as the days were long, I have finally emerged a new women ready to take on this media driven world.
I now spend my time picking up firemen and re-wiring microwave ovens...usually on the same day!
I'm a self professed nerd and workaholic. I love my work but I realise my life needs a balance in order to be sucessful, so here I am.
I love anything arts and crafty, intense workouts, cats and lego. I also really enjoy walking...fast...
Turn Ons: The passionate, the talented and the quirky!
Turn Offs: The Lazy, The Sheltered, The Overly Metrosexual, The Dudes that call girls:
"Princess," "Buttercup," "Baby Bear" (or whatever other ridiculous names guys come up with),
Poor Grammar(sum peeps talk lik dis & its makes me wanna stik a papr clip in ma eyeball, 4 reals)
and anyone obsessed with celebrities.
Basically, I mean what I say and I say what I mean. I don't try to be someone I'm not and neither should you...I know you secretly love lego and firemen too. It's ok, tell the world!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Why, dress you up as a fireman of course!