Gillbob316: Easily amused by things that blink and sparkle...
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Northlake, Illinois
32 year old Male, 5' 6" (168cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Taurus
Gillbob316 is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Mostly Concept Art

Forgive the bathroom mirror selfie. If I look cranky, it's because it's 7 am. Oh also, Dec 2013

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Grey
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year
Pets Cat & Dog  

About Curt
Greetings to you anonymous and presumably eligible single woman (or man who got lost)!

I'm Curt! And by that I don't mean that I'm abrupt and rude. It's just the name my parents gave me. But kudos for knowing the dictionary definition.

I'm an adorably shy nerd who's seeking refuge and love in the world of internet dating because singles bars scare me and I dislike the taste of most alcoholic beverages which aren't drowned in cola or fruit juice.

"But what are your interests Curt?" nobody asked.

That's a very good question nobody!

I'm an average and traditional geek in most senses, whose interests include but are not limited to: Movies, TV, Video Games, Computers, Comic Books, Action Figures, Disney, Art, Photography, Tattoos, Roller coasters... anything bright and colorful really. The more sparkles and blinking lights the better. This also applies to girls.

From a romantic standpoint, I'm an old softy. I had a good family life, and grew up watching shows like Full House, so I actually believe in all that wacky stuff like morals, and ethics... romance, true love and Urkel. I would like nothing more than to find a soul mate for copious amounts of cuddling and smiling, and all manner of activity which would involve wearing socks and/or making embarrassing faces at one another. (That last part sounded sexual when I read it back to myself, but I didn't mean for it to.)

I relate a lot to Butters from South Park. Read into that what you will. >_>


You'd like to.
You're a neat girl and we have things in common.
You're a geek.
You think geeks are sexy.
Your hair is the color of a crunch berry.
You are currently employed as, or one day aspire to be a Power Ranger.
You noticed my mostly impeccable grammar and spelling.
You're looking for something serious in the long run but perhaps just friendly banter in the short run.

Seriously, if somehow I managed to be awkward and or adorably charming enough to capture a smidgeon of your interest...

Go for it.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I've been going on walks alot lately, every day. Nothing special, just weaving in and out of the neighborhood in whatever direction my feet take me. Originally for the exercise, but I'm finding I enjoy them more and more lately. Just me, an mp3 player and the breeze... clears my head, lets me think.

ANYWAY... about that thinking... point is, more than a few times I've pondered how nice it would be to have someone there with me. A girl someone. :P

I passed a park the other day and got little pictures in my head of myself sitting on a swing-set next to some... imaginary girl... smiling at one-another... talking about all the stuff I think about.

The other day I was passing it again, and apparently I startled this teenage boy and girl who were hiding together in this little... jungle gym... train thing. I didn't even know they were there until their heads popped out in surprise. I just smiled, turned my head and walked away... but I SO WANT THAT! I just want a girl I can go hide with in playground equipment like a teenager. Talk. Smile. Kissy-face a little. :P

I realize how very sappy all this sounds, but I'll be damned if it isn't all true. I really would like to take someone on a walk to the park with me some time.

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Age Between:22 and 29.
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