SMALL INTRO: Guns, Rat rods, Fishing, Mudding, Craft Beer, Animals, I see the world through a 2007 Holiday Rambler next level.
I'd Rather be slapped by the truth than be kissed by a lie.. be honest with me and we will be best friends
Viktoria Amelia But Friends Call Me Tori... i sell myself short all the time, I always feel like i don't belong anywhere, i feel older than what i really am. I'm Always Opinionated & Out Spoken. I Stand up for myself and for others. My Life has drifted from Clubs full of kids to sitting home listening to Pandora & Dancing when no ones looking, and acting like a weirdo.
I collect Trinkets preferably ones of owls, elephants or pineapples.
I prefer to talk on the phone than text.. ask me for my number :)
I'm one of the most bubbliest people you'll meet, i'm a goofball :). I'm really nice. Although I have a rough exterior :). i really like philosophy and anything macabre. i love horror and gore. i like reading about serial killers. i will listen to anything from viking metal to ska from posh pop to country. im a giant iPod :)
I have an bachelor's degree in Funeral science
my goal is to get a doctorate in mortuary science....Deal with it. i like dead things :D. I currently own my own small business. Danger RV and Marine Services. I service and Remodel rv, mobile homes, boats and bikes.
but I have a day job which allows me to spend time with an elderly couple as their home health caregiver. I adore them. my heart is always open for babies, animals and old people.
For you nasty people who think this site is a collection of sex partners.. you're wrong.. don't include me. I dont want a one night stand if i did id just walk around ikea. im hoping to meet someone who will just be all sorts of silly with me. I switch my profile back and forth from men and women. I'm proud to be bisexual.
Not to sound vain but im very big on being body positive so i love my body. I'm a big girl but I'm active, i enjoy outdoor activities -hiking-biking-diving-hunting-fishing-running..etc.
I like meeting people who have scars and stories. I'm not looking for a perfect person I'm looking for a person who's flaws I can embrace
420 friendly - but i cant smoke (work) but feel free to light it up around me :)
Little More on Me: I Live for my pets. I'm a proud mama of four dogs & a few other creatures . A German Shepard named kona Kai, A rotti/lab mix named monti, a rat terrier mix named flea, a little fur ball named pooh bear, a mouse named socrates, a betta fish named earl grey and a kitten named Motek
I live alone in a wonderful toy hauler RV and it's fantastic. Im a Mutt .. German/ American on my fathers side & Cuban/Lebanese on my mothers side. Yes, I speak multiple languages (English, Spanish, ASL & German). I Love Loud Colors, The Smell of just washed laundry is amazing.
Men that love cars, motorcycles, hunting & fishing have my heart. FYI if you're bearded excuse me while i remove my panties :S
BBW women steal my heart everytime. a curvy woman is all I need
Music: Suffokate, Modsun, Amyst, Vanna, Four Year Strong (and their sexy beards), Set Your Goals,City and Colour, Wind in Sails, Copeland, Brand New, Touche Amore ,Florence and the Machine, Secondhand Serenade, Bat For Lashes, The Naked and The Famous, Balance and Composure, Bloc Party, Two Door Cinema Club, Of Monsters and Men, Mumford and Sons, Modest Mouse, Marina and the Diamonds,Lana Del Rey, Look Mexico, Trapped Under Ice, Whitechapel, La Dispute,Attila, Chunk! No Captain Chunk, Dance Gavin Dance, A Day To Remember, Veil of Maya, Miss May I ,Clutch, Dr. Acula, Pantera, Stygian, Sublime, The Dirty Heads,Big D and the kids table, Goldfinger, NOFX, Less than jake, The aquabats,The mighty Mighty Bosstones,the tossers, Dropkick Murphy's, Flogging Molly, Catch 22, Streetlight Manifesto, The Acacia Strain, Motley Crue, Warrant, Wasp, Ratt, Quiet Riot,Metallica, Slayer, Divine Heresey, Combichrist, Centhron, Grendel, Noisuf-X, Tech N9ne, Ritz, Twiztid, Bloody Beetroots, The Prodigy, the white tie affair, yellowcard, falling in reverse, the Koffin Kats, Reverend Horton Heat, Nekromantix, The Horror pops,The Cramps,The Chop Tops, Demented are go, Skrewdriver,C*ckparrer, the toy dolls, Crystal Castles, M83, Lykee Li,Bjork, Neon Indian, The XX, MGK, Kyle Lucas, T. Mills, G- Eazy, Kristoff Krane, Sadistik, Kaksade, Tiesto, Steve Aoki, AfroJack, Nero, Alvin Risk, Fareoh, trace adkins, rodney atkins, brantley gilbert,jason aldean,alan jackson,big and rich,florida georgia line, brad paisley, luke bryan... anything along those lines. I Have the craziest mix - if you could hack my itunes you would run in fear of my Proud to say 16,967 songs :D - own three ipods and still finding new music :)
Movies: If you like "Twilight" You should BE SHOT!.
I have a soft spot for cheesy scifi
Anything directed by tim burton. James and the giant peach, The Nightmare before christmas, corpse bride, sleepy hallow..you know xD i also love disney movies.. the little mermaid, thumbelina. you know the usual princess stuff xD. i also adore Vincent Price , Dario Argento & Eli Roth. Silent Hill, Wrong Turn, Hostel, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Cabin Fever, Taxidermia A Clockwork Orange, wolfs creek, In the mouth of madness, suspira, Human Centipede,I Spit on your grave, a serbian film, i love some good gore movies even like those b class horror movies xD.
Ill watch anything that makes other people sick :)
TV: I Prefer British Tv to American Tv.. I Adore Sci-fi & shows that question the mind.
Examples: Dr. Who ( im a whovian til the day i die), The Fades, e4'S Misfits, The Walking Dead,The Friday night project, the l word, old 90's cartoons, criminal Minds, Dexter, Rescue Me, Law & Order SVU, Bones, Adventure Time, Comedy Central Presents, Big Bang Theory, supernatural, grimm, the following, merlin, Game of thrones,face off, pennydreadful,
Books:Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Seth Grahame-Smith, Exquisite Corpse by Poppy Z. Brite, The Stranger by Albert Camus, Nausea by Jean-Paul Sartre, Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky, Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad, The murders in rue morgue, Arthurs spiderwicks field guide to the fantastical world around you.
Sports:Hockey and football are my thing. Join in on my fantasy football league this season and I'll love you forever xD