Handsome. great student. good singer. good actor. gives best oral on planet, if you deserve it. you probably don't. Best lover on planet. You again, probably don't deserve it. Best boyfriend on planet. Again, you don't deserve me. I'm modest and humble. Excellent man looking to keep good company. don't expect me to compliment you on your appearance. Expect me to send you flowers. I'm romantic. I promise big and deliver big. Told i look 23 and have a thousand year old soul. Expect you to give me oral several times a day. Expect you to be genuinely sexual with me and only me several times a day. Prefer that you need me around sexually all day, every day. I will deliver. If you deserve me.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
You can pick some nice place if you like. I'd rather have lunch at a very private location first. I'm not looking for a charity girl, so don't expect to trade favors for favors. I support equal work for equal pay, so you might do me the honor of demurely picking up the tab. I would look to see if your hair was naturally red, and of course examine your breasts. I recently have been getting into hips and buttocks, so I will check those out too. Your bold eyes would seduce me, but you're better off lowering them and praying to Go- that you don't have bold eyes. I know a lot about body language, and will give you the benifit of the doubt if you fake affection or interest. Please don't waste my time, though. I'm turned off by confidence. Better that you are courageous. Throughout all, I am cheerful and enthusiastic, so it might not be you. If you're some sort of vengeful pseudo-feminist, don't bother responding to me. I know more about feminism than you. If you ask, I could write you poems on our first date. Or a song. I'd sing it to you, too. You, too, are a conversationalist. We will never discuss politics or religion. I am faithful. I am also interested in more than one woman being in my life, -- with you. Please bring it up. I am occasionally mystical, and often understood. Often misunderstood, too. You don't know how I feel, I don't know how you feel. I can make us not strangers in fifteen minutes. This I will do on our first date. I am willing to travel the world to meet you. I have been searching for a heart of gold. I have been to the California redwoods. I lived in an arboretum, and there's one near here where I am now that I'd like to show you. -- a redwood, that is. I've been to Hollywood, too. Searching for a heart of gold. I don't plan to burn out or fade away, though, but I have been told I play harmonica like Neil Young. If you like, I'll bring my harmonica(s) on the first date, too. I will wear out, not rust.
I will give you the benefit of the doubt. I will fall in love with you recklessly and with abandon on our first date. I have plenty to lose, and I expect you to also not be a person with nothing to lose. Messing with drugs is out of the question. You will find that I will hold much back and that you will never get to know all of me. No one will be judging anyone on the first date. I will be clear about what I will tolerate and will not tolerate. So will you. You're welcome to be sexually forward on the first date as well. If you are married, were married, have kids or have had kids, this first date will not include you. The younger you are, the more likely you will be on this first date. The longer your hair the more likely you will be on this first date. You will also bring me a gift on our first date, and will ask me what you want to be given on our first date.
I will bring it.