You can be yourself around me. Other people's expectations, your job, whatever-- if those things make you feel restrained, just know that I won't ask you to be anyone other than who you are, or who you want to be. I want the REAL YOU.
Society doesn't set my standards so I will be the one to say who I'm attracted to. Don't judge yourself.
I like a girl who is: Feminine, Positive, Drama-free, knows how to Laugh or is willing to learn.
If you feel like you don't match all of the above, but we might have fun anyway, go for it-- Fortune Favors the Bold.
I have a sarcastic sense of humor, but I won't cut you down, I'll lift you up-- we're on the same team, aren't we? I know how to smile, and yes my teeth are good.
Take a chance if you're looking for something more than the every-day.
Update: I recently found out I'm not funny.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Our date will be fun, not nerve wracking. We'll find out about each other, but it's not an interrogation.
I'll take you to a low-key place, relaxed atmosphere, couple drinks if you're good with that...Maybe a soda-pop. Play some pool or darts? Doesn't matter if you're not good, it's just a good time. As long as our conversation isn't drowned out by a band or dj-- can't get to know each other that way. And no movies neither.