I like to ride. I'll ride anything, motorcycles, wild bulls, wild women and public transportation (if I have to). For a crazed biker bad-boy like me, there is nothing worse than sitting still.
Ever since I stopped worshipping the devil, there has been a hole in my life. I think Jesus is supposed to fill it. But until he shows up, I'm shoving wine, women, and song in there as fast as possible. I'm on a non-stop tour of this amusement park that I call life, and I want you to be the next ride I take.
Some ladies can't handle me and my propensity for dangerous and self-destructive acts. I say you haven't really lived until you have accidently killed your significant other. Whether you fall off my bike while I am going 110 around 270, or you starve to death during our marathon sex sessions, there is always the chance of bodily harm and injury. That is life with biker. Deal with it.
Also, if you come over, you better have a 6 pack of AMERICAN BEER in your hands.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I'm gonna strap you to my Harley and take you out to the "Burning Down the Man" festival in Blackrock. After that it is off to Sturgis, whether the festival is going on or not. We are going to be the a-holes that show up at the wrong time and make everyone in town uncomfortable. Later, you get a tat on your ass. I'm really patriotic, so the the tat is going to be 42 of the US President's faces. I know there have been 43 US Presidents, but I hate that fukr Van Buren.