Oh hey there.. My name isn't George.. Or Georgee. I joined plenty of fish with the intention of meeting cool people that I could recruit to my bicycle gang. But only I can ride the big wheel! I'm glad we've established that and you're so understanding.. :)
I'm 19 and very young at heart (in reality I'm 48 and a half and balding), for instance I still play in the sandbox and really do have a pet dinosaur. I hate ice cream, my favorite flavor is barbecue sauce and cookie dough. I'm not into having fun, instead I'm more into sitting in a patio chair within the middle of a busy intersection with an incredibly stern and lifeless face while wearing a t-shirt that reads 'I'd rather be on Sesame street' as I wave a sign that contains a bright yellow smiley face. I generally always forget to wear pants, and my excuse in public when asked is, 'as if you've never worn your pajamas outside of the house before?!' Followed by a 'don't act like you're not impressed'. I'm still learning how to wink though...
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I like to wear a collar, if you're courageous enough to bring a leash, a walk in the park is generally sufficient. If you really want to see my tail wag, I like bacon and tons of affection.