Hey and thanks for stopping by my profile. By now you're obviously impressed and hoping that I've got the personality to match the looks, but unfortunately for you I don't. I'm terribly dull, completely unoriginal and about as funny as Rosie O'Donnell. Fortunately for you, I'm damn near as manly as she is too. So, to summarize, all I am really good for is eye, arm, and bed candy. However, if you're feeling shallow and looking for a tall, dark and handsome guy to objectify, shoot me a line.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Rent a tandem bicycle and ride around downtown making fun of other couples who met online. Losers.