Hi and thanks for dropping in on my profile. If you are a creative person who prefers to be out and about doing things and are a chatty person who smiles a lot then we might very well get on well together. I am a thoughtful and considerate person, affectionate and tactile and enjoy meeting new people and being in the company of others. Feel free to drop me a line to say hello, doing it in verse will get us off to the very best of starts. If you are a bit shy of making first contact just add me to your favs and I'll get back to you. Chat soon........
Here is a little something to make you smile on your way down to the message button. Enjoy x
Little Blue Pill
I'm still 'avin sex in me fifties
I never imagined I would,
just the thought of two old people at it
once would have curdled my blood.
But now that that age is upon me
I still crave the good loving touch,
of a woman who says she adores me
but lately I haven't had much.
When I think back to when I was twenty
how I often made love to my wife,
until along came a dog and two children
which sorta took over my life.
By thirty she'd invested in plastic
it proved a reliable friend,
but for me and my twice monthly duties
that rabbit had signaled the end.
By forty she'd up and she'd left me
for a waiter the age of our son,
she'd found a young toyboy to play with
and gone for some fun in the sun.
Rather than dwell on my sorrows
or cry in my beer late at night,
I decided to try on-line dating
well I'd only a profile to write.
Quite soon I was chattin' to someone
and offered to take her for tea,
my wit and my charm were still working
because she couldn't wait to agree.
That night as I lay on my pillow
strange notions popped into my head,
it had been such a time since I used him
I wondered if Percy was dead.
Well I showed him a picture of Lulu
and one of a girl in a basque,
I tickled and tugged and I teased him
he just wasn't up to the task.
I begged and I prayed and I pleaded
and waited to see his response,
my god what a bloomin' disaster
he never responded, not once.
I went to the doctors next morning
embarrassed and blushing was I,
he listened all knowing then saying
take these mate and give 'em a try.
We met on the seafront that Sunday
and we both had a whale of a time,
as the sun set beyond the horizon
I offered to take her to mine.
The moment of truth was upon me
then I could tell from the glint in her eye,
as my boxers fell down round my ankles
old Percy had reached for the sky.
We both fell asleep most contented
after we’d done it again and again,
she must have thought she’d hit the jackpot
and found the most virile of men.
The lesson to learn if there is one
is that at fifty it’s possible still,
to make love every night like a rabbit
with the help of a little blue pill.
Chat soon, Stephen x
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
It will probably involve you coming to watch me perform some poetry or doing something involving the theatre in which I now spend a major part of my creative life. Dressing as a cheerleader waving your Pom Poms madly and cheering at the top of your voice is optional but should improve your chances of a snog later if you do. (Pom Poms can be provided if necessary, lol)
Alternatively, for those a little less adventurous who would like to leave the dressing up in fishnets and Wellies until a second or third date, there is always the option of joining me and the dog on one of our several walks a day on the beach between the pier and Knightstone Island. It will give you about 20 minutes chat time to convince me you're the girl for me which should be long enough assuming you don't waste too much of it retrieving the ball when the dog refuses too. At the end of this you will be rewarded with either an ice-cream on the pier or Tea and a piece of cake at Dr. Foxes depending on which direction we walk. All this assumes of course that you're not too bonkers for my taste where upon you will end up tied to the Donkey rail or stuck on the jetty with your Wellies full of mud whilst me and the dog make a quick get-a-way.....
Which ever option you choose, Wellies are a must ...... Toodles x