YouFantastic: No Skinnies
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Vancouver, British Columbia
45 year old Male, 5' 11" (180cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Cancer
YouFantastic is looking for a relationship.
Some college
Free Thinker
Personal Assistant

User has private images

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 8 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets Cat  

About Me
No pictures ladies - I have stalkers.
I'm here in search of my next ex-girlfriend.
If you're reading this there's about a 92% chance I'm not interested in you.

Cosmo-reading toothpicks can move along - I like my goddesses plus-sized, curvy and feminine. If any happen to be reading this I am handsome, perceptive and talented. I'm often a gentleman, but rarely a gentle man... But if you are turned off by sarcasm or strong opinions, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

I will not put the toilet seat down for you but, will rather, expect you to put it up for me (unless you've been drinking lots or are prone to sleepwalking - I'm not a monster!). Ladies: it works using a hinge mechanism, much like an oven or refrigerator. What's that, Hon'? Ah, I've been called worse.

I love women who make me wonder if they're smarter than me (hint: most of you are). I'm quite fond of the ones who can bust my balls as much as I can theirs.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I've got this.