FBodyChaos: Kung Fu staring contest...GO!
Smokes Occasionally with A Few Extra Pounds body type
Ortley beach, New Jersey
33 year old Male, 6' 0" (183cm), Catholic
Caucasian, Taurus
FBodyChaos is looking for a relationship.
Some college

Bored again...

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
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Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Well it's time to update this thing as life threw me another curve ball...Hopefully I don't strike out this time lol Well I'm a 26 year old and the best years of my life so far have come from the military so if you aren't respectful of what we do and sacrifices we make don't even bother talking to me. I have family and friends who are family which if you get to know me you will learn. I have no clue exactly what I want to do with my life now that the military is over but that just adds to the excitement of life. I am going to college to hopefully teach English abroad one day but that is a few years away yet.

My past relationships have basically all failed hence why I am here. For instance in one horrible relationship she forgot to tell me she was married so if that describes you, again don't bother. I haven't given up hope yet though that there is a woman who will appreciate me because to give up hope is to quit and to quit is to fail at life.

My interests, which could be cosidered obsessions truthfully, include Lord of the Rings both books and movies,Stephen King's "The Dark Tower Series", Penguins, Military and of course F-Bodies. . . if you don't know what an F-Body is you don't own one but feel free to ask lol Anyway I am open to everything both parties and relaxing and I can do both quite well... Anywho feel free to im me sometime via aim at quingofpenguins or yahoo at quingofpenguinz or just email me here. I love to talk to new people.

Oh wait I almost forgot, my turn ons consist of women who appreciate the nice little gestures men do for them such as opening doors, pulling out chairs, respecting them, randomly buying flowers just because, and all other things that generally define a nice guy but they need to know how to cut loose and have a good time. Women always claim "Ohhh guys are such pricks...I want a nice guy" Well no offense but if you want a nice guy QUIT DATING THE GOOD LOOKING A$$HOLES AND LOOK A LITTLE DEEPER . Sometimes you can be decieved and I do sympathize with you ladies on that one... but there are nice guys out there and I know from experience the nice guys get screwed over many times. So I give credit to those guys who walk their drunk friends home and never take advantage of the situation...Ivan's of the world..I salute you. (there is a story behind that line) Now that we have that settled lol As for turn offs I don't like people who are shallow... just because a person isn't as good looking as you want them to be doesn't mean they're not a person. Also HONESTY IS HUGE AND THAT MEANS NOT JUST TELLING THE TRUTH BUT NOT TELLING THINGS CAN BE LYING TOO! Even if it hurts tell them the way it is!! If the person can't handle it they need to grow up anyway. So now that I gave out my message for the day I am out of here as usual

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
First date I have always felt the traditional dinner and movie and walk was best. You really get some time to talk to each other and get to know each other during dinner and than the movie you can see how the two of you do in silence just enjoying each others company, or if the movie sucks see how reckless the two of you can be together. Than if everything is going well a walk is a perfect way to calm down from the night and feel each other out for whether or not there will be a second date. Anyway that is how I see things typically going down but I've been wrong before and I am open to suggestions.