I can catch a bullet in my teeth. My friends call me Copernicus. If I were any better looking I would be gay. But I'm not gay. I'm Straight outa Compton. I am in mint condition, I glow in the dark. I make gold records. I am a Nascar driver and a trillionaire. I play my aces face-up. I don't know what that means really. I eat Trix and I don't even care. I throw the first punch in a fight, then run away. Do you like looky the movies, makey some music, makey the reading, makey the bike ride, makey the writing, makey the fun-time, too, ok? If so then clikkkks herrrres.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
We would arm wrestle, eat peanut butter sandwiches, throw rocks at cars then make out for 5 hours.