Hello ladies, I'm Sandro. Life is short, and time is too important to bull+hit anyone. Though some like to keep their life a complete mystery on this site, I figured I would put it out there because it makes sense to do so.
1. I am caring, sarcastic, cynical, comedic, humble, brave, and other things in between.
2. I am here to both date and make friends.
3. I am hesitant about long distance relationships. I have tried them before. They have always failed.
4. I have a condo that I recently completely remodeled (just need to buy furniture now).
5. I have my own cars.
6. I have my own money.
7. I am married to the Army and sometimes work insane hours.
8. Though I have been in combat, I do not have nightmares or have a split personality.
9. I have a wine collection and favor ports, ice wines and moscato's.
10. I sometimes smoke cigarettes. If that's not your thing, then convince me to quit.
11. Affection is important.
12. I am not secretly married.
13. I do not have children (I am not sure if I ever want any).
14. I was born and raised in Los Angeles. I have been around the world and have seen enough to know that I will never leave here.
15. I am not a sugar daddy and will not help put you through college.
16. I am educated and am working on my Bachelors in Organizational Security and Management (Two classes to go).
17. I like to Karaoke once in a while, and I can actually sing (seriously!).
18. I record a show on YouTube where I perform unrehearsed skits with 10 voices.
19. No, I don't always wear suits. That would be silly. I just wanted to post a good picture of myself.
20. I am not 420 friendly as I do not smoke weed.
21. I do not have KIK, Snap Chat, Mars Chat, Jupiter Chat, Moron Chat, or any other chat.
22. No, I do not speak with an accent. I sound like a total white guy.
Any questions? Please feel free to ask!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Keep it simple; let's grab a drink or coffee. We should start as friends; no pressure. Who knows what could happen. On a side note, the messages from spammers are becoming old. No, I will not pay you for a hand job, blow job, or screw. I don't recall mentioning that I was a John on my profile. Furthermore, I believe that I am smart enough and better than average looking enough to find women without selling my soul.