I am a charismatic individual, often seen helping the elderly across 5th Ave. at 42nd street while dodging cabs illegally turning onto 5th Avenue, but that’s only part time.
I have been known to solve complex math equations on my smoke break, and considering I don’t smoke, that’s rather remarkable, but nonetheless in doing so, I made it more capable of for 1st and 2nd graders with dyslexia to understand.
I translate ethnic slurs for Italians studying for US citizenship and I coined the phrase “YOUR FIRED” for Donald Trump and the show “The Apprentice” while taking the subway to work at rush hour, and I manage time efficiently.
Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I serenade women with my passionate and never-ending Accordion Playing to the tune of “Ain’t Miss Behavin” and I can navigate unicycles up unmerciful inclines with merciless speed.
I can cook ten-minute brownies in two minutes. I am an expert in Italian tile grouting, a veteran in love from the laws war, and a desperado in Mexico City.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play freestyle bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Marlins, and I am the subject of numerous Disney Action Videos.
When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard and considering that I live in Manhattan, there not too big. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Thursdays, after my normal workday, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract photojournalist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie.
Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy under-clothing. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail from Teen Magazine and Us Weekly. I have been caller number nine and have won weekend rodeo passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles.
Me, well I am Earthy, Easygoing and Flexible... Humorous, Witty, Intellectual, Low Maintenance, Nurturing, Quiet, Shy and Romantic.
You, well you should be Self-Confident, Sensitive, Spontaneous, Adventurous, love to Travel, Dance, have long, long Intimate Conversations, Listening and sing to Music, Shop till we drop and have 3-day Weekend Trips to anywhere. You must laugh!!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
On a first date, well that’s kind of hard to say because although we are a “compatible match” according to what we both wrote… we may have embellished just a small bit such as in my personal bio… come on do you think a man with the accomplishments such as mine, would say he can play the Accordion?
So I guess what I really would like to do is take a slow walk, dinner and have a wonderful conversation. I mean, we just met…… lets take it show, not too slow, but get to know each other. This could be the beginning of the rest of our lives. You never know!
I have traveled all over the world and in my business as a professional photographer, I have worked with thousands of women, and the one thing I have learned is not just know when to talk but when to listen. Sometimes you can say more by not talking at all. But I am sure you can see that I do love to talk.
Does this answer the question?