Now available. One slighty used male. Aged 41. Single. Has his own apartment, car and TV Show. Not looking for cheap one night stands. (However, might settle for cheap meanigful relationships)A former stand up comedian who has a penchant for midget porn jokes. LOVES Movies, music, the Muppets and my son. Looking for someone who can take a bad joke, likes bad movies, likes the Monkees and can tolerate Bakugan as much as I can.
I'm attracted to the following types:
Women with glasses
Women who have long hair
Talented women. (Musician, artist, writer, accordian player, etc)
Women who are willing to show me the things they like and not always "what I want to do"
Women who will be good to my son
I'm not attracted to the following women:
Women who can't spell
Women who are only interested in needing a man and would date anybody because they're male
Women who always force me to do what they want.
Women who always expect me to pay for everything (Including their rent and food. Im not going to do that until we live together. And that won't happen til atleast the third date. Thats a joke btw. Be atleast a year.)
Basically, I'm looking for someone I can laugh with. Someone to share my time with. Someone I can enjoy. Someone who can make me laugh, because I'll be good at making you laugh. Someone who'll be dedicated to our relationship as I will be. Someone who loves Futurama as much as I do.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Phone conversation first. But I am a dinner, movie, walk along the Ohio River kind of guy.