Age: 48
Mental Floss: Dear Prudence, won't you come out to play?
Non-Smoker with Thin body type
Halifax, Nova Scotia
60 year old Male, 5' 6" (168cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Sagittarius
Mental Floss wants to find someone to marry.
Some University

POF has deleted all of my images again. This one is a few years old. I'll try to upload more soon

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Grey Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 6 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets Other Second Language Other

About Me
I don't watch sports because I've never been that f***ing bored.

I don't give a rats ass if you live in your granny's basement or in a cardboard box.

If you're looking for someone to whisper pretty things in your ear I can do that.

It was I who invented rainbows, licorice sticks and poodles. (The poodle was a mistake it was supposed to be a real dog)

I don't have a credit card. Phtttt.

I can be comical. I can be creative, I've been house trained (I know to put the toilet seat down).

In wrapping up this "About Me" section:

I'm a teacher. I'm a student. I'm a self taught musician.

I'm self sufficient. I'm unattached

I'm a one woman man having no time for your playmates.

I've got opinions. If you don't like them I've got more

About You:

You should be of the same cut. Family and friendship first and foremost

You should be willing to commit to a relationship based on mutual respect and a love beyond imagination .

If you're only window shopping don't waste my time.
Some of you've been regular users of this site for 10 years or more. I don't know what your looking for but I'm damn sure it isn't me.

I've had this account for a long time and just recently started using it again.

POF does not allow us to store messages and in doing so I've no record of anyone who's messaged me here (due to my being an infrequent user maybe? )
Therefore I'd like very much in fact I'd rather prefer it. If you take the initiative and message me through my e-mail @

Also pof does not allow us to message each other if there's a 10 year age difference. So if you're a 3,000 year old vampire you'll have to contact me by other means.

Thank you for taking the time to visit this here profile of mine.

Warmest regards to one and all.

Please play safe.

No one has ever laid on their death bed wishing they'd not had so much sex.


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I'm aware that my privacy ended the very day that I signed up for any social networking site, I know whatever I post can and usually does get shared, tagged, copied and posted elsewhere. If I don't want anyone else to have it, I don't post it....and yes I stole this post from someone else!

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Nothing to intense. Sky diving would be great. A picnic on the surface of the sun. Rain dancing in the nude. Playing ping-pong in zero gravity.

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