Hi Ladies, I'm Tom.
Well, it's a brand new year.
Let's go dancing and maybe play some pool together.
I know exactly what I'm looking for, and it's not to be found here in the 'ol pond'.
Dancing is fun, and sex occasionally, but the rest of it is pure unadulterated bullshit.
Send me a message, please. Well take it from there.
Look forward to hearing from you.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Beer and pool game?
Game of chess?