Decided to get rid of the long diatribe I had here and go with short and sweet and see what happens.
I’m a very independent, laid back person with a dry/sarcastic sense of humor. I’ve been out of the dating scene for awhile, by choice but decided to dip my toe into the water again. I am looking for friends to start, if it progresses from there, great, if not, also great, always nice meeting new people.
I value honesty, integrity and if you have the ability to keep me laughing, that’s an added bonus! I enjoy spending time with family, friends and my pets, being outdoors and am open to try most anything once. I quit smoking 2+ months ago and it’s going quite well. I am however 420 friendly for medical reasons (I am legal, have a prescription, just putting it out there so it doesn't come as a surprise down the road), by no means am I chronic (not daily at all), nor am I interested in anyone who is. I have a great social circle but it never hurts to add to it, you never know when the right one will come along, right?
Like anyone, we all have our wish lists, I am interested in men who are at least my height or taller, who are employed, have their own place and are free of “ex drama”/issues (kind of sad that people need to state these kinds of things!) and I am looking for someone local. Not overly into sports and if your profile is littered with ‘prefer not to say’, please pass me by. Also not into mullets or bushy beards. A nicely trimmed goatee however.... yum! lol I am not a supermodel by any means, but I do look after myself, would like someone who does as well. Basically, looking for someone who brings the same kinds of things to the table as I do. Kids... mine are grown and gone, I am enjoying my freedom for the first time in years, so not overly interested in anyone who still has young kids. Sorry, but I did my time.
If I get messages calling me sexy, beautiful, or anything like that, I'll just delete it. I have a name, it's a huge turn off when a total stranger thinks calling a person pet names right off the bat is the thing to do. And... SEX... we all like it, we all do it, but if you insist on constant sexual innuendo like a horny hormonal teen, you'll just be blocked. Looking for a real live grown up man, not a teenage minded horn dog. Zero patience for that kind of talk. Hit up the next profile, you may have better luck if that's what you're looking for.
No pic, no response. Sorry, but I'm not here to waste my time or yours.
So much for short and sweet.... ha!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
If we meet and you don't look like your pics, then you're buying drinks until you do! lol
Again... kidding :) I'm pretty easy going, even a walk in the park or by the river with the dogs would be cool.