About this fish:
Unlike the more flashy, shiny fish that are synonymous with the shallows, this fish prefers depth and is brighter there. It likes to get back what it gives and give what it gets. It has an honest, perhaps direct taste which may not suit all pallets; It can also be dry in a funny way. When kept, you can expect loyalty and companionship.
Where to find it:
Most days this fish will be helping clouds talk to each other.
During the colder and darker months it is easily found lost in streams. On finer winter days, it can be found in country areas enjoying the air.
As the weather warms and the evenings draw longer, you will more often find this fish away from home. It is most comfortable meandering in wooded, moorland or seaside areas and likes to gather pictures of them. Often it will take a mobile home with it and stay for a night or two. This fish enjoys attending annual festivities and likes live music, a play or simply exploring new places. It can be persuaded to visit loud and crowded places, but you'll rarely find this fish in them.
How to catch this fish:
Although the net can be used, the reel is preferred. A good line is a must! Like most fish, this one is easily attracted by shininess, however it will soon lose interest if it finds little substance. Once hooked you can have hours of fun with this fish. It will quietly disappear if you decide to cut it free.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
1. Would you date a guy who does not mind some body hair (is not put off by armpit hair)?
2. Recent world events (trump/brexit) have shown up deep divisions of let/right in the world - do you think these have:
A) always been there
B) come about more recently
C) what? I do not even care about this kind of thing
D) I’m beyond this. I just want to live on my own in a yurt in the woods
E) other (please state)