Lowrider0870: Something witty this way comes
Smokes Occasionally with Athletic body type
Victoria, British Columbia
47 year old Male, 5' 7" (170cm), Other
Caucasian, Cancer
Lowrider0870 wants to date but nothing serious.
Some college
Food and Beverage Manager

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
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Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Bald Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? All my kids are over 18
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Well, I guess it could sum me up to say that everyone's mom loves me. I can be a total gentleman with good manners, but I also have a sense of humour that would make mom blush. I will go out of my way to do thoughtful things for people I care about, but I won't be taken advantage of. I know who I am, and what I believe to be important in this life.

I like to sing popular songs with my own R rated lyrics. I see humor in pretty much everything and I love to make people smile, even if it's at my own expense. Sometimes I'm even inspired to write poetry about body functions.

I love to play and watch all kinds of sports and I play touch football, and ball hockey regularly. I've been in the service industry since I was 14, and I currently run a successful pub...I'm very much a people person.

I love nothing more than to go camping, but I can't fish worth crap. I don't like swimming in lakes unless I know the water is really deep. That's weird eh?

I like to think I have a social conscious, and I do my best to donate 5% of my income to charity.

I believe there is a balance to everything. I like to focus on the positive. I look for opportunities and reasons to be grateful. I'm not religious per se, but I do have my own beliefs based on a collection of religions, a bit of science, and that acid trip in grade 11.

I like all kinds of music, but I guess I'm partial to 60's and 70's classic rock, rap/hip hop and heavy metal. I don't really have my 'finger on the pulse' of the music scene, but I'm open to anything and I know what I like when I hear it.

I have way to many clothes for a guy that's not Metrosexual. It's not that I like buying clothes, I just hate throwing stuff out. I still have my grad jacket, all my school report cards, and a porcelain parrot from Mexico 20 years ago.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a hoarder (or even close), but every time I move to a new home, there's a box that hasn't been opened since Ton Loc was singing, "Funky Cold Medina."

When I find something funny, I tell everyone. Sometimes twice accidentally. And they might hear it a third time as I tell someone else. I'm sure some people find it annoying. That makes me laugh even more.

I've always wanted to get into voice overs. I have over a dozen voices that would be good on cartoons, and a couple that are only good in the bedroom when the lights are out...wait, that's kinda creepy, I hardly know you!!!

But I digress...

I put, 'no' for "Do you do drugs" even though I have been known to blaze a doobie. Some people do crack 'socially', and I didn't want to be confused with them.

I'm probably more interested in someone with at least basic English skills. Let me rephrase that. What I mean is someone who can type a complete sentence without intentionally butchering the spelling of more than half the words. If I read anything like, "NE 1 LIK SUM 1 FUN?", I'll assume that, mentally, you're 16. An attempt at proper capitalization or punctuation would be appreciated.

I think I'll have to add to this later, that's all the inspiration I have right now.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Something different. I'll probably try some foolish stunt to make you laugh...do you know first aid?

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