AcesDJD: Hi
Smokes Occasionally with Thin body type
South korea, Indiana
38 year old Male, 5' 8" (173cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Cancer
AcesDJD anything.

I am Seeking a Woman For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship
Pets No Pets  

About Me
In looks I rate a 1 on bad days, 2 on good days. It is amazing with my candy only diet but I still have three of my original teeth in my head, and they look very sexy so nicely spaced out and all. I occasionally exercise by putting on my gym clothes and then doing stretches (moving my mouse up and down the desk) then I switch to some weight training (moving my x-box controller around as I destroy all opponents in my first person game).

My personality is wonderful, I am excellent at coming up with innapropriate jokes when the occassion demands them! Also if you're feeling down and out, I know just the thing to show you how things can get even worse...

I'm a virgin, but I once saw an African lady in National Geographic with her boobies showing, so I think I have a general idea of what to do.... I once had a job, but then I realized how stupid it was to follow society's conventions when it was so much easier to live with my Mom. Plus she hands me sodas while I shoot the bad guys, what could be better?

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I would give you directions to my house, sorry no license yet, when I beat the newest vice city I'll be sure to start learning..... Yeah, anyway, I will move some of my laundry out of the way and arrange a nice spot for you on the floor (I won't even make my Mom do it, gentleman that I am) then you will watch me play X-Box for four hours or so, until it is my bedtime. Then my mother will show you to your car and make sure you know the way back home. If you seemed sufficiently interested while I was playing videogames and you didn't look too repulsive during my glances when I was waiting for the next level to load, I might call you again.

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