d_d_d: .
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Ottawa, Ontario
33 year old Male, 5' 11" (180cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Capricorn
d_d_d is looking for a relationship.
Associates Degree
Software Engineer

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I am Seeking a Woman For Anything
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Often (>3times/week) Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Not Single/Not Looking Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship
Pets No Pets  

About Me
I'd much rather meet someone in person...too many crazy mother****ers slinking around on the internet waiting for a piece of ass who's dumb enough to meet them somewhere so they can slip some rohypnol into their drink. On that note; I work as a software developer so I'm stuck in front of a computer for 95% of a work day, and this was bound to happen eventually...as antisocial as that sounds I'm actually pretty on the ball around a bunch of strange ***holes.

So here's an overview of me:
-I'm a big fan of sarcasm
-I like loud, bitter, assertive people
-I'm constantly judging everyone
-I thrive in awkward situations
-I habitually listen to my music at a volume which probably effects my sperm count (take from that what you will)
-I secretly play video games...you tell anyone I'll **** you up
-I'm a big fan of writing like someone who doesn't huff gas as a passtime
-Twisted and offensive humor is the best kind
-I read...even stuff completely unrelated to school (if this shocks you then you might as well straighten up your overalls and get back to the dirt farm; me and you aren't friends)
-I have a slight addiction to buying DVDs
-I desperately want to correct your spelling and grammar...the only thing holding me back is the fact that everyone hates the grammar police
-I love when people crank up the contrast in their pictures so people can see just how flawless they 'might' look
-Once again...big fan of sarcasm
-I love people who actively try to change the world by imposing their beliefs on others...because going opposite to their belief out of spite is usually more fun than not (Vegetarian? Have a BBQ! Religious? Premarital sex and abortions! Parkinson's? Let's play Operation!)
-Average is a vague and misleading adjective...not to mention it implies that you're the physical incarnation of the missionary position.

The random and completely pointless tangents of some peoples' profiles has inspired me to add this little blurb. I honestly just feel uncomfortable with the fact that it's going to come across as a blog (which I hate...vehemently), and blogs are primarily for people who are so vain that they feel other people are interested enough in their lives to regularly sit down and read their minute by minute details of what went on 'Saturday morning at the Dairy Queen'.
Fack! That was a blog entry wasn't it? It's back to suicide for me.

Note: Seriously though...if you're scum, don't message me. Feel free to use your own discretion regarding who and what scum is.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
As you can see by the tranni I'm feeling up in my pictures...I'm pretty open to trying anything once (please don't look further into that than you need to).

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