I have a rich fantasy life which keeps me amused, others less so. They call me a dangerous liar and I say sorry. Tell them it's not me it's my illness (I drink too much and get stoned too often).
Depending on the day I'm either a retired landscape gardener or a property manager but in reality I'm a cook.
Sometimes I'm five years younger than stated or five years older.
I like to sup pina coladas through a straw with a paper umbrella tickling my nose. Please can I have my c0cktail served in a coconut shell?
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
My passions are literature and architecture.