Not really looking for anything too serious, just want to meet some fun people who have a good/sick/twisted sense of humor. I don't care how hot you are, if you don't have a sense of humor or take yourself too seriously then go ahead and pass up my profile and message the douch-bag with the spikey hair and muscle t-shirt...his profile name would probably consist of words like...smooth, sexxxy, buff69, etc.
My name is based off my favorite cartoon character, Xander Crews from "Frisky Dingo". Yeah...I still watch cartoons, also my favorite food is cereal. Thats right ladies if the image of a 30 y/o man watching Family Guy while he eats a over-sized bowl of Apple Jacks doesn't just scream SEXY then I guess it just wasn't meant to be.
I am far from smooth, I'm a pretty big geek, and I make jokes out of everything especially akward situations like trying to find someone to date on the internet. I do want to meet someone special here, but I'm not expecting anything in anyway so no pressure, lol.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Well, honestly the first date is probably gonna be really akward and nerve-racking. I mean prior to the date I'm gonna have racing thoughts like "Is this girl really as hot as her pics...or did that chick use the photo-shop technique?" , "I wonder if this random person I met on the internet is gonna drug me while we're out and steal my kidneys? (I mean I only got the one left since Mexico...d*mn you Salina!)
Then hopefully you actually do turn out to be as cool as you said you were on the internet...then we'll know what to do, go with the flow, not force anything, and just whatever