Taking a break from dating for a minute or two while I go over to the dark side.
I’ll be popping in every now and then... someone has to keep an eye on you crazy kids.
Joke of the Day:
DATE: Tell me something unique about yourself.
ME: Well, I always sleep with one arm under my pillow.
DATE: Lots of people do that. Anything more interesting?
ME: It’s not my arm.
My therapist told me my narcissism causes me to misread social situations,
but I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.