JapeWisteria: Relax. It's not that serious...
Smokes Often with Average body type
Canada, Ontario
47 year old Male, 5' 6" (168cm), Catholic
Caucasian, Cancer
JapeWisteria wants to date but nothing serious.
High school
Internet Developer

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me
I am eclectic. I am shy. I am sarcastic. I love sunsets. I love walking in the rain. I love clammy weather. I love things that are off-key, wonky, and just plain weird.

I always root for the underdog. I always play devil's advocate. I am a natural-born contrarian.

I just got my first tat, and am looking for more. Tattoos should always mean something about you personally.

I can look you in the eye, but can't sustain it due to my intense shyness. I can carry a conversation, but only if you're digging the vibe. I can talk like I just walked out of a 70's kung-fu flick, but only if we're discussing existential philosophy and how that relates to current U.S. foreign policy. I also have extensive experience referring to myself in the third person, but can only do it in the past tense.

Coke over coffee. Pepsi over Coke. Coffee and cigarettes go well together, but only if mixed with bluesy jazz. Whiskey is the best alcohol because you don't have to chill or mix it. Depending on who you drink with, you may not even need a glass.

Coffee should be coffee-flavoured. Blue jeans should be blue. Period. Hats always make men look funny, even when they shouldn't. Converse are cool, but expensive. Ties should be thin.

Talks funny, Yoda does.

Autumn is cool. Summer is really cool. Winter is too cold. Spring is too happy.

CD's don't sound better than vinyl because they don't have that staticky, crackily sh*t ground into the grooves between songs, but I prefer MP3's cuz I can shuffle between any genre of music I want.

Foreign and art-house movies make my eyes bleed, even though I can't stop watching them. I counter-act this with a good dollop of action and sci-fi flicks.

I am very spiritual, not religious. I don't really want kids, but am open to negotiation on this point. I eat meat. I smoke a lot. Sometimes I litter. I like it when girls bite my ears. I have a potty mouth. If any of this bugs you, no hard feelings but pls move on.

I like to dream. I can't think logically to save my life. I let intuition guide my path, even when it's clear it's sooooo the wrong thing to do. Can't be helped.

I like to write. I like to take pictures. I'm learning to play the guitar. I sing in the shower. I have two left feet, but sometimes dance anyway. I like to create, even if what I create is not that great. Art matters.

Reading and listening to music are my life. I can't live without these activities, and have very strong opinions and taste. Let's talk.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I am super-shy. Let's have coffee or a beer first, talk, and see if there's a spark.

For a second date, let's go on a romantic adventure filled with light-hearted slapstick comedy, tons of sarcasm, and a mysterious stranger that keeps dropping clues that lead us to the legendary Ark of the Covenant, where we defeat a Nazi horde with your shoelaces, my pocketknife, some duct tape, and whatever we've managed to pick up along the way.

You want a third date already?! Can we at least have the first?

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