everyhuman: Smartr thn BradPitt Hottr thn BillGates
Smokes Occasionally with Average body type
Tucson, Arizona
47 year old Male, 6' 0" (183cm), Catholic
Caucasian, Cancer
everyhuman anything.
Bachelors Degree

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship
Pets No Pets  

About Me
LAST UPDATED: March 26, 2009
Okay, no worries, I'll just die of lonliness while waiting for you to be found. Not a problem - no biggy: dying of lonliness should be tried by all at least once, right?

HELP: is there ANY cute smart girls in Tucson or no?

LAST UPDATED: January 2, 2009

* Family is almost everything.
* Passion, purpose and dreams might be something.
* Love better not be nothing.

* Poet - Artist - Programmer - Single - Male - Brother - Son - God Father - Friend - Uncle - Graduate - Catholic - Create-o-hoiic - Sensative

This is WHERE A SCROLLER WOULD BE sliding some cool art across my profile - IF, it were that plentyOfFish allowed embedables if not also the most minor of formatting options.

Please note: this description is ordered from most recent items, to oldest. I will just write down stuff about me or you as it comes to mind.
Attention: new situation. I am now living in Tucson, AZ where I have just relocated to for a new job. Anyone from Tucson, because, I know not a soul here?

Okay, since you are probably dying to find a quotation here to start off this profile, I'll put one right here; no worries!
*********** here is your quote *************
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
*********** end of quote ******************

I have noticed that, on their profile, a lot of girls say that they like to hike. Are you ladies really serious about this, or, do you think it makes you come across as adventurous and active? Anyway, I think hiking kind of sucks. Unless, I am somewhere that has really new and amazing things to see and view. Or, perhaps if a hike is necessary to get away and find a private spot to make out or something. This at times can be in order during those particularly boring weddings I suppose.

Speaking of girls that try to come across as "adventurous and active." I realize that there are some out there that are genuine "outdoors-women," etc. For those of you that are just normal and healthy, but not triathletes or commandos... saying that you like to stay fit and be active is enough to get your point across. If you start claiming to be a scuba diver because you got certified 20 years ago, and a white water rafter because you tried laying on your raft in a Jacuzzi one time, or an avid - even - world traveler because you went to rocky point twice and Europe once.... you are either going to seem like a poser, or, like a girl who is too into herself and her dynamo, "look at my great life," "I'm so damn in," to attract any guy that cares to find a sincere, caring, real woman.


early 2007.....

You haven’t been a bachelor ......until

......until you’ve drink a bottle of J. LOHR right from the bottle while burning a steak and studying the directions on the back of the minute rice box.

......until you get kicked out of a bar on your birthday – not because you are raising hell, but because you look so lonely, depressed and pathetic that the management decides that, being there writing bad poetry, is not particularly inspirational scenery for the establishments mass of happy, good poetry writing, paying customers.

......until you’ve had a car wreck with a motorcycle cop, sending him bouncing over the hood of your car to a resting place in the middle of Pacific Coast Highway; And, he stays there pretty still ......until the paramedics take him away while 100 police officers surround you – showing a degree of curiosity about the matter.

......until that police officer that flew over your car that one time, sues you. But you win - not only the law suite, but also the court appointment you attend to fight paying the ticket that the curious other officers awarded you. A break even event all and all – can’t beat that!

......until you’ve been seduced by two friendly accountants over twice your age, after they fail to score with your married dad who is faithful, yet never-the-less, usually the first target. Things go really well, ......until the accountants and you get ½ naked. Then, unfortunately, the friendly accountants decided didn’t want to share. You pass out sometime shortly after the club med security team arrives to stop the fight and, evidently, offer separate accommodations for one of the accountants. You aren’t exactly sure how things end up that nigh; however, by the time you wake up - asleep and still drunk, and, not a few seconds after you run out the accountant’s door to the balcony to barf into the courtyard – that your parents and all the other guest’s balconies encircle, you quickly become undoubtedly sure that you are butt ass naked accept for the condom that made its way on to you, yet clearly hasn’t found it’s way off.

......until you purchase a tombstone pizza at Osco drug store and stay awake long enough to put the pizza in the oven and let it slow roast for 8 hours in order to have it cooked thoroughly in time for an extra special breakfast you’ll have waiting, and ready for you, when you awake.

......until you remodel your college apartment with industrial grade mirrors cemented to the remaining walls that you haven’t yet stapled painting canvas to, because apartments are too small and it seems much better to have a 3d perspective beach house with balconies and columns and marbled floors instead. You spend about 10 billion hours doing this instead of going to class, but at least you do a solid enough job that when the time to move out of state comes along, the mirrored, sculpted, murals that make you feel like Leonardo da vinci while painting, don’t have to be torn off the walls after all. In preparation for the next resident moving in next week, the apartment rejuvenation task force arrives to begin their work as you begin to pack. It turns out that the artwork will not have to come off the walls, but due to some rule or statute, it is imperative that the beach house be removed from the apartment. Yea, that heavy duty industrial cement and stuff like that really works wel

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I don't know. Something fun (note: meeting someone you don't know for coffee isn't fun) - sorry, I know all you girls really love that - - at least that is what most suggest.

Oh, and me responding to questions while you go through your check list of requirements isn't so fun either. I'll be happy to go through any such grueling certification procedures after we sleep together. (lol just joking)... but, I won't have fun if I feel like I'm being interviewed.

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