Lordsifl: Fish? What about a squid?
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Near salem, Massachusetts
52 year old Male, 5' 11" (180cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Scorpio
Lordsifl is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree


I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Mixed Color Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language Japanese

About Me
Plenty of fish huh? How about squid? Can I have a squid? Are there Plenty of Squid?

Are you picking up a squid as a metaphor for different and unique? Probably not if you needed this explanation.

Before you say, "too long didn't read" to me be aware I am unique and have a lot to say and just skim over the thing looking for words of interest and absorb it. It isn't a school assignment.

I am an artist among other things and creative and I have a sense of humor, a playful and silly one! and you need a sense of humor to fill out dating profiles which are about as fun as writing a resume which is to say not fun at all. It is a pity that, using the plenty of fish in the sea analogy, one cannot catch a woman the way one catches a fish. Like with a net or a worm on a hook. That would be so much easier.

People who cannot enjoy playful and silly are kinda sad don't you think?

I'm from the Isle of Misfit Toys. Are you a misfit toy? A mutant among the humans?
Are you unique and different? Does it make you lonely fishing in a sea of mediocrity? Looking for that unique and special talking fish? The one that grants wishes? Me too...

Enough with the fishing metaphors.....


Male(obviously) and I have a pulse...Oh wait, NO PULSE!!! I'm Dead!!!! Must eat BRAINS!!! BRAINS!! Just kidding!! I am told I am very handsome but you are welcome to form your own opinion on the subject. I am somewhat laid back and childlike in personality. Not childish but childlike, there is a difference. I am also very smart too. Other popular adjectives that can be used to describe me include funny, silly, artistic, bohemian, intuitive, logical, impulsive, thoughtful, friendly, unusual, eccentric, loving, passionate, goofy, playful, affectionate, sexual, sensual, clean, healthy, An ENFP and an Indigo Child according to personality tests but I forgot what those mean. and there are probably others but I am getting bored typing this list.

I like a lot of different things. There is a big ol' interest list but I might as well list important ones. The biggest interests would be comics and cartooning. I love to draw, especially pretty girls! As Alberto Vargas the famous pinup artist said, "there is nothing prettier than a pretty girl". I also like comedy, cartoons, comics, nature, animals, technology, sci-fi, goofy stuff, silly stuff, sexy stuff, music, reading, video games, kayaking, fun stuff basically.

Oh Wait! I forgot monster movies. I LOVES DA MONSTA MOVIES!!! Especially TOHO's Productions from the 50s to the 70s. You know, Godzilla and friends. With music scores by Akira Ifukube and others and lovely actresses like Kumi Mizuno. Loved it all as a kid and I love it still.

Points for anyone who knows who sang the song "Go Gorilla?" It is such a cool song!

Bonus question. Who sang "Saddle up a buzz buzz"?

What do I want in a woman? Over 18 and a Pulse! Hahahaha! Just kidding! I am a bit pickier than that.

I have come to recognize traits in all the women I really hit it off with. They usually have many if not all the following traits. They are usually very kind and playful, childlike personalities. I stress kindness, warmth, and compassion as some of their qualities. They are usually very creative and artistic in some way. They are usually very smart with a wide range of interests, often similar to mine. They have a sense of humor, usually a silly and witty one. They are very affectionate, sensual and sexual with high libidos. They are always pretty and cute and usually have nice voices and bodies. Often they are voluptuous except when they aren't. LOL! They are often a little weird in a good way and sometimes counterculture, bohemian, or geeky. I like the geeky types! They are independent minded and are not follower types. I tend to do well with people like this or close to this. Are you like this?

I would like an LTR if one develops. I want a friend and a lover and hopefully a beloved.

Oh, and if you put me on your favorite list..WRITE TO ME!!! Give me a test drive!

No purchase necessary, void where prohibited by law....

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I never liked conventional formalized dates. If we are a couple we will have fun together doing fun things we both enjoy.

What would I do on a first date? I think that depends on the woman and how things were going. I usually like to chat first to get to know them before going out to see if there is any chemistry before meeting otherwise why bother. My idea of a good first date is some place where we can chat and get to know each other. I don't have a hard and fast procedure for what to do on a date. Should I have one?

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