johnny prophet: You ain't it.
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Saint louis, Missouri
40 year old Male, 6' 0" (183cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Cancer
johnny prophet is looking for a relationship.
Some college

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Socially
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 5 years
Pets Cat & Dog  

About Me
Profile Updated 10/11/12 - I deleted three older images to put some new ones up. But now I'm down to two and it says I'm at my max? (Huh?)

I was born... blah blah blah... found true love... blah blah blah... here I am. :)

I'm not religious, nor do I consider myself 'spiritual', but I probably still know more about your religion and its history than you do. I'm an 'agnostic-atheist":

I simply do not claim to know the ultimate truth about life and am trying to keep an open mind as I study it.

I play several instruments, but my first love is bass guitar. There are a few pictures from some recent performances above.

My cats are smart and friendly.

The extreme close-up on my eye is an attempt to show you my actual eye color (blue) because I noticed all the other shots make my eyes appear to be brown or black.


"I think it's better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier. Life should be malleable and progressive; working from idea to idea permits that. Beliefs anchor you to certain points and limit growth; new ideas can't generate. Life becomes stagnant." - Chris Rock in Dogma

"Throughout human history as our species has faced the frightning, terrorizing fact that WE DO NOT KNOW who we are or where we are going in this ocean of CHAOS, it has been the AUTHORITIES - *political*, *educational*, *religious* - authorities that attempted to comfort us by giving us ORDER... rules... regulations. Informing; Forming in our mind THEIR VIEW of reality. To think for yourself, you must QUESTION AUTHORITY and learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable OPEN-MINDEDNESS. Chaotic, confused, vulnerability. To INFORM YOURSELF." - Timothy Leary

"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves." - Bill Hicks

WHY I'M HERE (Mostly.): ~ (They mostly come at night. Mostly.) ~

I just got out of a long-term relationship. I have decided not to attempt to date anyone until the beginning of the year (January 2013) at the earliest.
That being said, I'm still going to get lonely and look at a bunch of profiles and develop little crushes because that's going to motivate me and keep me going until I'm ready to be open to whatever (hopefully WHOever. Hopefully a lady) comes my way next.


I'm not your ex. I didn't cheat on you or break your heart. (So cut me some slack, alright?)

"If you're happy with nothing, you'll be so very happy with me.
The less you expect, the more you'll be pleased."

I rarely bother to make contact. The most meaningful, profound relationships of my life have happened completely naturally, without undue effort on my part. Rest assured that if I feel something is there, you won't have any trouble figuring out whether I'm interested or not.

Please don't take it personally.

Feel free to email me if you so desire.

PoF's Personality Assessment / Needs Breakdown:

July 6, 2007 - I filled out the little personality assessment. It's up at the top of my profile on the right hand side of the screen, under "rate my picture."

It seems like a pretty reasonable reflection of me until it gets to the sexuality part and basically calls me a prude.

If your last relationship was with a bisexual swinger who liked to make it with bonobos on the side, then yes, you'll probably think I'm a bit of a prude.

If - on the other hand - you've been dating "average american male" you will probably be shocked (and secretly pleased) by my level of depravity.

There is little I haven't done or wouldn't do again with a person who shared herself freely and openly with me.


If you decide to IM me, please have something to say. Don't just pop up in a window and then expect me to be entertaining and charming and fun while you sit there and say very little. YOU IM'd me, remember?

Shit. If it's gonna be that kinda party, I'm gonna stick my d1ck in the mashed potatoes.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
We take my private jet to Paris, where we sip $300 champagne and gorge ourselves on lobster and caviar, while watching the sunset over the Louvre.

Then I shower you with gifts and give you a car and we hold hands on the beach.

We end the date with a chaste kiss on the cheek and a friendly handshake.

I call you the next day.

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