okieroper: TAYLOR MADE !! !!
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Six gun, Texas
46 year old Male, 6' 2" (188cm), Baptist
Caucasian, Sagittarius
okieroper is looking for a relationship.
Graduate Degree
Thong inspector

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 9 years
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Update*7-4-10 * I am a great person with a heart big enuff to cover the world. I am a lover , not a fighter. I will not cheat a relationship , never have , never will! I feel like i am an amazing friend and an amazing man . All I want is to settle down with my best friend and, confadont, be married, and live happy as a family in love for the rest of my life! i so appreciate the small things in life. I am a survivalist, champion horseman, champion calf roper, a hunter and fisherman, former eagle scout, master plumber, certified farrier/horseshoer ,gardner, friend to many, care giver to my fellow man, i believe in god, morally correct, life of the party, never been in jail, adventurer, opportunist, socialist, but not a bar fly, I beleive in giving and not recieving, taking care of a womans heart i will continue to treasure as the most important thing , i love to cook dinner, enjoy doing laundry and have no problem cleaning the house, i will surprise you with a bubble bath and a glass of wine waiting for you you after work, just to see the twinkle in your eye kinda guy,!

Well so im kinda just on here ! Am i looking very hard > Uhh NO !! Sense of humor .. ... I'll crack you up !! Am i single ..... >>> been batchin it for 7 years! Do i cook ... better than your momma!! Do i do dishes ?.. prolly thrown more away than most have ever owned ! Ive come to the conclusion that single , good hearted , faithfull women, exist only on that other planet !! So im here for entertainment purposes at this point ! Surprise me with honesty could ya , i'll appreciate it ...lol

just a few tips before you e-mail me ....
(1).If you have just looking I already have found that perfect guy/gal. Get off the Internet and make that sh!t work!.what is wrong with you?

(2).If you have a cartoon of a guy peeing on something on the rear window of your car, I can guess your yearly income with in $2,000. If it is a NASCAR character I can guess with in $500. If this sounds like your boyfriend,I am sorry. He is a loser and I am sure he is close by since the ankle bracelet doesn't come off for a few more weeks yet. And please,> Do not sit in your trailer and email me on this. I really do not care about your opinion.

(3).If you do meth and like to send naked pictures of your self on the Internet it is ok not to contact me. Wait; maybe I am rushing to judgment on this one. Go ahead and hit me up. We will deal with the naked pics on a case-by-case basis.

(4).If you are a female and want a higher score on rate my picture, I have noticed gals who show more of the girls on girl tend to rate a little higher. For bonus points post a pic making out with another gal. I have seen young ladies who look like me and rate an 8.5 and higher. I am not hating just making an observation here folks.

(5).If you walk in the exit at Wal Mart you are fair game to be hit with my cart. Come on kid you are better than that. Enter/Exit is in big bold letters.....right above the door.

(6.) If your gut superceedes your belt buckle YOU will in fact make me Puke!

I kinda like this lil poem ... actually !! An yes i wrote it ver batum last winter .... so feel free to plagorize it

I shall seek and find you . i will have my way with you . I will make you moan and groan . i will make your body ache , shake and sweat. I will make you beg for mercy.....beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i have finished with you and you will be sore for days ......All my love .

The Flu

(obviously a since of humor is a must )).........

ohh an if your still reading........

Just a single guy . Im preety simple and like to keep it that way most of the time . . Not much to do for entertainment out here , i live in the middle of the sticks off a dirt road , however there is a small piece of civalization about twenty minutes southwest over at jd's bait shop . But jd doesnt own the joint in fact ive never even seen jd, just george. George sells worms and fish'n line and i truely think he was the trigger man that started the civil war. He's quite elderly and walks with a homemade cane . Actually its a stick with a twist in it that he found somewhere in kentucky 60 years ago and he widdled it down into a knomb figurine with a beard , claims he did it with his pocket knife over a period of 10 years or better, and i believe him now that i know the ole boy . > I'll add more to the saga later , sorry to keep ya hangin but it gets better ......

... ..... ohh and if your out there ......!!!"One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand; one belonged to him, and the other to the Lord.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many of the times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and sadest times in his life.
This really bothered him and he questioned the Lord about it. "Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you the most you would leave me."
The Lord replied, "My precious, precious child, I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Prolly a quick trip to venice or maybe paris ...im open
.....or just maybe if your lucky we could go to a tavern and enjoy a few cold ones and play one of my all time favorite bar room games ........"SPOT THE MULLET"

Just a few dictums for ya to live by in closing :

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself In the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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