Prepare to be gobsmacked. For I am a great profile writer, perhaps the most spectacularly awesome profile writer in the history of the world. I think I picked up such skills when I was a UN Delegate... ;)
If I'm being restricted to boring fact, I'm 33 and single.
But first off, let's talk about you: if you've busted me peeking at your profile but I haven't sent a message, there's a 95% chance it's because I figured you're awesome enough to knock me back. So drop me a line, okay?
I'm a writer of fiction (the focus of my 2nd degree), and I also read a lot. I blog about new publications by unknown authors. I love photography, but I'm not a professional... I just have a nice camera I like playing with.
Oh, yes, and I could probably talk underwater with a mouthful of gravel. Three days after I'd DIED.
But hey, I guess if you're shy, my talking will save you the effort of trying to hold up your end of the conversation...
I should point out to be honest that I do have a physical disability called Spina Bifida. I walk slowly and awkwardly, but it's not a big problem :) I'm also not going to lie about being a fat girl, or whatever term you prefer.
I quit smoking five years ago, but if you smoke, then smoke up, by all means.
And my taste in music? I've never come across a genre I didn't like something out of.
I'm a lousy chess player, but I like to try. I love history. I love art. My idea of boredom is televised golf.
I might be shy in making the initial contact, though I don't bite. But do know that I don't do "talking on the phone". Too many bad experiences. Message or meet (message AND meet?)
Congratulations for reaching the end of this profile. There's a button around here somewhere for you to message me... :)
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Somewhere comfortable for us both. Cafe? Old-fashioned pub? Somewhere we can be ourselves, and somewhere I can talk you under the t- I mean, somewhere *we* can talk ;)
I go Dutch-dating. Gentlemen, form an orderly queue. ;)