Basically I'm the best girl you could ever meet let alone be so lucky as to date. I'm funny, smart, sexy, talented, and I bake a mean apple pie. There isn't enough egotistical adjectives I could put down to describe how amazing I am. I could continue on with this b.s. or you could just find out for yourself.
I don't like walks on the beach, unless they're accompanied with a bottle of vodka. I don't like candle lit dinners, I prefer to see what I'm eating. If you're a "nice" guy I'll probably offend you within 5 minutes of meeting me. If you're a "bad" boy the same things goes. Everyone says they're honest but in my experience if you're not lying to me you must be lying to yourself. Try being honest and see where it gets you. I don't have a career or a car, but I am extremely interesting.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
tequila ... I'm here for the free meals