WHO I AM:
A very long story. I'm intresting, plus I am a longwinded writer. I am probably not your typical guy..I am very self sufficent, A hopeless romantic, I see the glass as twice the size its needs to be ..Low miles, still in good shape for the year.. Engaging... Eccentric...I'll play devils advocate...I laugh..I'll make you laugh..I'll quote Robert Frost and Axl Rose...I'll make air quotations...I give a mean backrub... I tried out for jeopardy. I ride the bike, run, hike,canoe,snowshoe and have been practicing parkour. I nap under trees... I read alot... I write alot too..sometimes if the mood is right i will leave graffitti..Good with kids...your freinds will love me...I can have a beer with your dad and make your mom blush...I eat too much tuna and drink too much ice tea...I'm cranky before my morning coffee.I safely handle firearms,..I sometimes feel the need to spin the tires and grab second gear at red lights. A problem solver, a reverse engineer..A big geek..I know cpr and the hemilich.. the smoothest mans man in the room. I can split wood and build a fire...I can tie a bow tie and throw a punch. Understands quantum physics well enough that he can accept that a quarter might, at some point, pass straight through the table when dropped. enjoys photography,can score a baseball game. can identify at least 40 diffrent birds and 50 trees..I've been know to Snow sculpt, drink brandy and go sledding. All that happy horsesh*taside, I'm a nice guy who is looking for his counterpart. Enough about me, If you really if you want to know me, you have to drop me a line..
WHO I AM LOOKING FOR:
You have to be cool with my kids.a little girl about 4 and a little boy thats two ..they are well behaved , funny and smart..I'm not looking for a new mommy for them, but you have to be cool... If that scares you good luck with your dating search and no hard feelings.
I need someone who can laugh, talk, have their own opinion, not be selfish, not be a head case. someone who is open to discusion, open for adventure, a hopeless romantic , a bitty geeky, and can hear my inner monolouge. If your open and real, we can probably get along. I would love to find someones with a little attitude and sass and call me on my nonsense.. Think Jill Taylor on home improvement.. Bonus points will be awarded for lip biting, hair tossing, boots at least calf high, schoolgirl outfits,Freckles,mischevious smiles and dirty librarian glasses, Funny, Smart,and quirky girls should definitly apply...Write me...Challenge me..make me smile...Make me take you out and show you that i'm not damaged goods :) (kidding) Really...Seriously... Life is too short to not take a chance on true fine love...Even a bad date usually is a good story..Most of the dating i've done since the breakup has been fun...just not found, who and what i'm looking for..Maybe its you...Maybe its not...."Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.”Scott Adams
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
A canoe ride across the lake to see if we can communicate and enjoy some silence with our conversation. a meal in the kitchen, each making a course and making desert together. Maybe a walk in nature, a quiet corner booth.I am usually open for anything..Bourbon on the rocks and a discussion on why waffles are better then pancakes. I like to talk and listen, and hate to scream, so anything not loud is good..