Smurphette: Smurphette-there is only one of her
Smokes Often with Athletic body type
Warrington, Pennsylvania
47 year old Female, 5' 3" (160cm), Catholic
Caucasian, Aries
Smurphette is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Blond(e) Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 10 years
Pets No Pets  

About Me
I am a 43 yo old Irish catholic who unfortunately looks younger. I am tired of being chased around by younger men and have to whip out my ID.... don't laugh this IS actually a problem. Men my age don't think I am their age and don't take the time to talk..... most younger men have the most moronic opening lines. Amusing... but not lasting. I love music..all types, except country! and sorry...I'm not into anyone who could be mistaken for my dad either... a happy medium? I have a very strong character, some people who have weakness within themselves see me as someone who can change their lives. Then, there is the opposite. The ones who wish to control me...I would like neither of the two...I want my equal, patience is a virtue. I consider myself very virtuous.

I am not into playing cyber games either.

* hundreds of you say you want to meet me...only a handful of you tried. I don't bite, unless you like it. lol this site is crazy. you all just want to send me emails...huh?*

*oh...and then there is the fake gentlemen, who pretend to be something they are not. They get my number and text me for sex...then when I block them, tell me I am fake. I am very real and really know what I want. Respect gets respect.
* and yes, I've been told before that I kind of look like Chelsea*

* I have been told by some people that I met on here that my profile may be perceived as b*thcy...and that I was not indeed such a thing;) I just know what I want and don't want is that a bad thing?

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Any outdoor activity like minature golf so we can talk and get to know each other and have some fun at the same time... A quiet little outdoor cafe before the sun goes down on a Saturday night with some Zinfandel... or if I must be inside, I could make you nervous that you are losing a pool game to a woman while we chat. Pick your pleasure.

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