lyingcheat: It's True!
Smokes Often with Average body type
Brisbane, Queensland
62 year old Male, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Cancer
lyingcheat isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
High school
Crash Test Dummy

I am Seeking a Woman For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? All my kids are over 18
Longest Relationship Over 10 years
Pets No Pets  

About Me
As you can see from my interests, I'm pretty sporty!
And I have wide musical tastes. I eat radios and Mp3 players. I like all kinds of good music. The only kind I don't like is music that isn't good. Same goes for movies, so if you're into good music and porn movies we're sure to have a lot in common!
Other than that... I'm just like every other boring nobody, except I like walking on candles by beachlight and stuff...
I do love to have fun and try to live life to the fullest because life is short! So anyone that doesn't like to have fun, prefers a narrow existence, and thinks life is too long would be incompatible.

I like adventure and having fun, I guess you could say! So I hate people who are mean, dumb, dishonest, and judgemental. Liars don't ring my bell! And I hate players who are into head games because I've been hurt before and don't want to be hurt again by crazy psycho losers on the rebound from their last disfunctional relationship with a psychotic ugly nutcase who has a vindictive streak and too much time on their hands.
Because I dont have any time at all for negativity! I never have anything bad to say about anyone because I'm a really nice guy and easy going and laid back with a grate sence of hummer. Not to mention intelijent! And HONEST.

My friends say I'm intelligent and that I'm a wonderful person and a great catch because I'm so multi-faceted!
Like, honest, intelligent, fun etc. love long walks on the beach. love dogs, cats, horses, etc etc and I'm looking for the real deal! Which is pretty unusual in this day and age.
Plus I love to cuddle on the couch.... with a good red, or white, or maybe a good stiff one
like Southern Comfort watching a DVD by candle light and giving a nice massage, or back rub, or naked massage. In a totally innocent and friendly way of coarse and not slobbering at all or taking liberties and trying to stick my hand down ya pants and stuff like some sex obsessed creep might do.

Because I'm looking for my one true princess soulmate thing now. I mean, casual sex with thousands of anonymous strangers was fun, but that doesn't float my boat anymore, especially now the rash has cleared.

I work hard, and play harder because all work and no play is kinda boring, so work like no one is watching, love like you've never had an STD, and dance like no one's standing close to you! That's my new motto. Catchy hey?

If you want to know more, then just ask.
Best write heaps though and make it interesting and informative because fairs fair, right? Oh, and I hate clich├ęs so don't use any else I might not reply!
Oh, and plus I absolutely despise intolerant stupid mean people so if you're one of them, best just move right along. Or a player, or a liar either.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
My ideal first date would be to meet in a pubic place, or maybe at a motel.
Definitely someplace fun anyway, because having fun is fun. And who doesn't like having fun? Only dishonest players and boring people who are into head games like my ex the goddam cheating slag so I'd rather have fun and be happy without negativity.
Maybe go for a drive? I've always wanted to see what infinity looks like from the other end. But only if it's not too far I guess...
Hit you up for a loan? Show you my willy? I dunno... what do guys usually do?
I'm happy staying at home and doing nothing much or I can even dress up and go out too because not many people can do that, and I'm versatile.

But the bottom line is... and this happens to be it, is that I'm really only here for the forums... check it out -

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