Fluent in 1 whole language!
I can boil water!
How do you like me so far???
If I make you a "favorite", it's a good thing.
Very healthy SWM, not married, never married, no kids, non-smoker, no drugs, no diseases, no addictions, no medications, no allergies, no tattoos, no criminal record, financially secure, live alone.
Honestly, do you see a lot of people matching all that?
Sending out an SOS for a woman with class, integrity, intelligence, compassion, reliability, a sense of humor, and an affectionate personality.
8 more good reasons to date me:
8) No crazy ex-wives.
7) No sane ex-wives either.
6) Animal lover (no, not like that!).
5) Able to converse on a myriad of subjects.
4) I actually live in the USA
3) I actually TALK on the phone
2) I am not glued to my cell phone
1) You feel an incredibly profound connection already.
A tasteful clothed picture is available upon request.
Yes, I am really 62.
Complete with my unique sense of humor.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
We have to go on a date, too???!
Man, this is complicated.
OK, well, let's go have a pizza and hatch a plan for world domination.
Or we could just elbow our way through the crowds taking long romantic walks on the beach.