Am a nice, funny, chill kinda dude. Love mom, but don't live near her, for you psychoanalyst types. I'm looking for the perfect kayak right now so's I can get back in shape sans the gym. I'm a cannabis activist (for the record, I consider marijuana an herb, not a drug- you don't? Sorry, we won't get along), very political ( WAY liberal), think good horror movies are an art form, probably smoke too many cigarettes and I snore. But you still want me cuz' I'm a cool guy, treat people and animals well, smile lots, have a great job, live alone, am smart AND have a car or three.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
This kind of eliminates any chance of spontaniety, now doesn't it? It varies person to person.