About me- grossly overweight, smell like I soiled my pants and enough hair on my back to knit a blanket. I am unemployed and unemployable so if we do go out your buying. If you come to my trailer be real quiet so you don’t wake my parents (they do a ton of meth and get very irritable). I am not gay but I don’t like women, basically, just don’t like people. I am rude, annoying and overall just plain disrespectful. Once I get through all my emails I will choose 1 lucky lady to pick me up and take me out. Keep your fingers crossed, it could be you. Good luck!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Like I said you're buyin, so maybe something like a quick flight to Maui for dinner, luxury suite for Seahawks game, skydiving, bunjee jumping, strip club- something we will both enjoy.