Hey people. I'm on plenty of fish to meet Calgarians interested in hanging out and having some super fun times. One thing you must know: I am a transformer. If all of a sudden I get a call, I must leave for I am needed to help save the world. Its not a big deal or anything, just my job, but you have to know it comes first. Yes, I am a workaholic. admittedly, it is a pretty cool job, but I always hated those people who are married to their jobs, I mean, you need a life sometime don't you? Thats why I moonlight as Katie, the crazy rastafarian/hippie/ninja. It keeps me sane really, otherwise, i'm all nutso from the transforming. Okay, maybe I'm not a transformer but I really like the song Transformer by Gnarles Barkley. Haha other than that I am a big fan of minature dice, the second strangest item in my room is my tin foil hat which features a large phalus protruding from the top, and the first is some red tube lighting shaped as a penis on my wall. Its a masterpeice. I call it my penis wall. A tribute really.... so if ya wanna get to know me chat me up, but really, think of something creative. My favorite way to express myself is through changing my answering machine message... daily. hahahha more like weekly. My favorite one so far is, "Hi my name is Katie. I'm addicted to porn, leave me a message."
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
We'd make up some crazy scheme once we met and go from there. Sometimes spontaneity is key.