Well, bearing in mind, what you say is just 7% of communication...here is mine..
OK let's have some fun with it...one of these things is a fib...which one is it?
I once shook hands (well my hand and his tentacle) with an octopus
As a child I wanted to be a fighter pilot
I believe that it's always better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you haven't done
Occasionally I'll wash with vinegar...most days I'll wash with shower gel...sometimes even when I don't need to ;o)
The longest day I worked lasted 8 days
For a laugh one night I went to a party at a nudist club
I love to cook, I find it more intimate than going out for meals...not so keen on washing up though
I was a caveman for a day and was paid £1,200/hr for doing it
I have a road car that when it was made was the fastest on the planet
I had an IQ of 140 at 14 and thought about joining MENSA...then I discovered...other interests...
I once was paid to be a Salmon and swim around in a big tank...well half man half salmon really
I have read each and every profile on here (well it certainly seems like it ;o) You will be able to tell if I'm curious about you if I've added you as a favourite...it's as simple as that, so if you are curious too feel free to drop me a line ;o)
I was Pudsey Bear for a while
I used to have really long hair...but it hid my best asset, so I had it cut
I'm not entirely sure what I'm going to be doing the day after tomorrow (I have a loose plan but it's quite fluid)
I have a veeeeeery dry sense of humour
I have a great affinity for women who are confident...even if that is just enough to try adventures or realise that there is more out there.
I know the meaning of life...but just because I know it, doesn't mean Ill tell you...I'm not THAT easy ;o)
A sense of Joie de vivre is certainly attractive. Open mindedness is superb and a desire to aim for bigger/better is essential.
Clever, spontaneous and secure would be a bonus. Someone who can think and speak for themselves, ideal...so much behaviour in life is automatic...much more fun to blaze your own trail I've found.
Fun is a word that is underrated... so fun, in all senses is a given and I will treat you as I would a best friend as a default.
I am a man who lives in the “now” and life to it’s fullest. My colleages would call me worldly-wise, confident and empowering and friends Happy, laid back and generous, in spirit.
I don't mind if you don't have a job/car/loads of money or a demanding job/too many cars to choose from/sackfuls of cash...after all that is all material stuff...for me it is about the person.
I don't mind people who punctuate with lol or ;o) from my perspective it injects a little emotion into a black and white page. On the other hand write me a poem and that will be a few brownie points for sure.
What are your ideals/desires both physical and mental?
If you are interested in more, then you will catch my eye
1 more question...what is it about the zoo/cocktails and bbqs that 90% of women have on their profiles?
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I will introduce myself (because manners are a good thing) I will also say something else too, it might not be a tome (that is above ;o); it's good to gauge a mutual interest first.
After a couple of mails, a call; to verify you are real and (not real mental ;o) a coffee/drink/fun, simples.
Brownie points will be awarded to kinky women who express a desire to have adventures rather than go out for an intimate candle lit dinner...of course everyone has to eat sooner or later ;o)
If you are a good girl, it might be best to keep looking but good luck on your journey too.